Best in the West Paintball

[Scally]

Ok, i'll start it off... worst thing i've done is shoot myself in the finger!

Let me explian... barrel in ground, lots of mud blocking exiting paintballs, silly me shoves finger up barrel and accidently hits a very sensitve trigger on my Ion... THUS i shot myself in the finger and it bloomin' hurt!!! THIS WAS MID-MATCH WHILE BEING SHOT AT BY THE DARKSIDERS!

Anyone else?!

[Cessle]

unfortunately (or fortunatly depnding on how you look at it) i dont have any silly tales like this YET!

[Danski]

well this was a lil silly and a lil stupid at the same time...

first time i went paintballing (down exeter) we had been playing for about 3 hours and it was time to go, but for the last game it was a paint waster, basic rules, your team had to grab this milk crate on a bridge without getting shot.

unfortunatly for me, i had already out of ammo and had no money to buy any more, then i came up with the very "bright" idea of just deciding to put my gun on the ground and just sprint at the crate and try and grab it.....

if you haven't guessed already i got pelted by about 30 paintballs in every location on the body imaginable, oh the pain, was good fun but it bloomin hurt!!

[Nails]

well for me it was my 1st time playing on garages stag do. we were playing at the wells site and n the wooded area we were playing assainate the president, i was at the top of the hill and to keep a low profile i decided to slide down the hill on my arse in the stinging nettles. it worked because i got 2 guys afterwards but my back came off worse as my shirt got caught n lifted revealing it wided open to the army of nettles.
The things we do!!!

[Saltydog]

Um.. well, deciding to stick my head up about a foot infront of the barrel of scallys gun at a recent shepton game... afterwards i took my mask off and got several "Er... tom, your heads bleeding" lol. Just really a silly moment but, i guess i should have been more careful. Can anyone say.... BBBBOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!

[Jester]

Okies, my turn!

i have done two things that are equally stupid
1) threw a smoke grenade but then hitting a tree it bounced back and smoked me out ( scally can vouch for that one, as she was marshalling when it happened)
2) hid in barrel in an assasinated match- although it seemed a gd idea at the time, looking back i was ****ing myself when i was the only one left and if anybody found me i would have been shot to pieces

and both of them were on the same day!

[Cessle]

but if you handt of hid in the barrle we would of lost so it wasnt all bad and also the darksiders didnt think to look in there so you were 1 step ahead of them which is rare

[Jester]

i guess, lol. but it COULD have gone horribly wrong! thankfully im still here to tell the tale!

[Scally]

hmm lets have another think since it's been a year or so when i shot myself in the finger...
I've ran into trees, bunkers, forts full on and hurt myself and re-broken toes
Not really as good as previously and i can't remember exactly the date but it was over at Littleton and i was in the truck cab, Nails to the left of me behind a bunker. We both lit smokes up and planned to throw them at the same time and move up... except mine hit the top of the window in the truck cab and landed about 3 feet infront of me, the wind blew the smoke towards me so i effectively smoked myself out!!!

[Jester]

yay, im not alone in my stupid smoke throwing!

[Saltydog]

yeah i also through smoke on the.. when was it, walkon i think at littleton. Hit the tree, bounced back.. scally saw it (she was marshalling).. infact i think thats the same time you and i did it alii.

[Danski]

This one wasn't technically me but it had me involved...

It was the Summer tournament '07... Pansies vs. Blue team on the trench field... Scally and me ran up to the fort, battled the two guys who were holding it, they were using their medic, so after we shot them out they had to retreat back to their trench. Scally and i did a scout of the fort... Next thing i know there's a shot, and then a stingy sensation in my back, turn around and it's Scally... she says mandatory "My Bad" and the Darksiders (who were watching from the field) burst out laughing, and all i could was join in...

Scally then managed to hold the fort by herself and attack the North trench (where the blue team were) and take out 2 players, another player taking out his team mate.

Yeah.... so thanks for that Scalls

[Scally]

yay, im not alone in my stupid smoke throwing!

s'all right dude, i've done it again................ was playing a Pansies vs. all at the end of the summer 3man..... over by the van in the village, warlock, danski and myself on one side, bert dog, andy and skywalker on the other...... pinned cessle and a few others (really can't remember who)..... anyways, warlock and i snuck a few smoke in, his wasn't lighting, i launched mine in the air......... where did it land???



2 feet in front of warlock.............. gutted!!! still managed to push forward......... but still!!!

oh and there cessle throwing a smoke in the roadway............ and i landed on garage!!!!

[Cessle]

oh and there cessle throwing a smoke in the roadway............ and i landed on garage!!!!

mine is the best!!!

[Scally]

only cause it was caught on camera haha!!! oh it did provide many laughs!!! Tom and i had tears of laughter!!!

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